selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*

nikolawashere:

When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident

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moriarty:

truckzilla:

to all you americans out there

this is eurovision

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connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

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nicolascagesempai:

im done

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