Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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i was told….

– customers who wanna start some shit  (via karencartwright)

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me: *laughs*
parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us



May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

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when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is


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parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

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